Pssst! Trainspotters Throughout History


Number Seven - Ainsley Harriott

Well, hello there! You're lucky to have caught me, I was just on my way to film another cookery programme. It's sort of a cross between Animal Hospital and Ready Steady Cook - I get to transform small animals into exquisite dishes while Rolf Harris gets in the way telling me how little time I've got left. As long as he doesn't get his didgeridoo out, eh? Eh? Eh? What's that? The Spectrum? Oh, yes, I love the old Speccy... Nothing like a quick tinkle over the old rubber keys to get the adrenalin pumping of a Sunday morning. And we like a bit of the old adrenalin pumping, don't we, eh? Eh? Eh? I do like a quick game of Robocop. A quick play-through fills up ten minutes very nicely while I'm waiting for my hedgehogs to boil. Anyway, must dash! I've got three more programmes to record after this one! B-bye!
Entertainer or idiot? You decide. We can't.

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