Trainspotters Throughout History
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Number Two - Liam Gallagher
Another couple of pints down here, guv! You what? Trains? Oh, for christ's sake, are you one of our Noel's friends? Always going on about f---ing trains... What is it with you arty-farty lot? Always on about bloody trains... Trainspottin'? Thass a film, innit? Our Noel went and saw that un: thought it'd be about trains, but it turned out to be about a bunch of Scottish f---ing druggies, didn't it? Yeah, I went trainspottin' with our kid once... F---ing borin', it was. I dunno what he sees in it, but every Wednesday mornin', about six, he's out there on a station somewhere, jottin' down numbers in this little pad... F---ing nutter, is our Noel. Why d'you ask, anyway? Magazine? You're a f---ing reporter? (Sound of computer journalist's nose being broken by rock star's forehead.) Stitch that! Another couple of pints, guv! |
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