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I watched the Chart Show
this morning and it was
pretty crap, but the adverts
in between were quite
good. There was one for an
early '80s dance/soul compilation that
looked really smart. Then there was an
ad for a Gladiators album which was
full of the kind of rockin' stuff that
accompanies a wrestler into the ring.
This, in a somewhat roundabout
manner, brings me to my point which
is that wrestling and spin-offs, like the
Gladiators, are big business at the
moment. There was even a big hairy
chap on Good Morning With Anne and
Nick. Makes you think.
No trend goes unnoticed by the software houses, as soon as any character/trend becomes worthy of the kids' notice the software houses are in there like a shot, hence the recent spate of wrestling games. We've had WWF Wrestlemania, Tag Team Wrestling, Popeye 3 and now the Codies have thrown in their twopenny's worth with Wrestling Superstars. The Codies are a bit of a disadvantage here in that their game is the most recent release and so it's obviously going to be judged with the previous releases in mind. A bit of slap and tickle Wrestling Superstars is a straightforward wrestling game, no two-player option, no tag teams, just straightforward jumping, punching and kicking. Oh and lots and lots of waggling. Hang on a bit, make that lots and lots and lots of waggling. You play the Darling Dude and your four opponents are true pantomime-style villains. You go out into the ring and duff them up, sometimes they duff you up, and that's it. Wrestling Superstars is a waggler, a fact guaranteed to put off some people. If you don't like waggling, or your Speccy, you can always use the keys. Unless you're a fan of waggling, and I for one am not, then taking on the computer opponents isn't much fun. What this game really needs is a two-player option, without it the game degenerates into a lonely wagglefest. There's nothing wrong with Wrestling Superstars, it's just that it gets a bit dull after a while. My only other reservation is the fact that it looks a bit cheap. There isn't a menu to follow, just a horizontally scrolling line which tells you to press fire. There's no high score table either, instead the scroller displays the single highest score. Cheapskates! On the plus side (it's always nice to end on a cheery note!) the game plays well. The controls are easy to use, the wrestlers are clear enough to see at all times and they're as well drawn as any others we've seen lately. I suppose you can't really complain for four squids ... (But you already have. Jonathan)... but I already have. (Ahem.) In summation, Wrestling Superstars is steering well clear of brilliance, but it's all right. An expert speaks: Stuart Campbell on the joys of wrestling Ah. I remember it well - the smell of old ladies' blue rinses, whole families in matching knitwear. The first wrestling match I ever saw was at the Floral Hall in Southport. I must have been about ten, and it was Big Daddy vs Mark Rollerball Rocco. A whole bunch of us were sitting right at the front throwing Fruit Pastilles at Mark Rollerball Rocco. I haven't looked back since, and my career has bloomed. An expert speaks (part two): Pete 'Stinky' Skiggins on the smell of the wrestling ring Stinky, as he's known to his fans and friends, used to be a professional wrestler. He was once knocked out by The British Bushwhacker. Stinky retired some years ago but he still has his finger on the pulse - he's a cleaner at The Pavilion, Bath. When asked why he still frequented the ring after all these years, Stinky said, "Eee, its the smell my lovely. Pulls you it do, like a bull. Ah, Oi love tha' smell."
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