Collecting eggs from
bird's nests is a rather naughty
thing to do, and if you're caught
you can face a hefty fine or even
a stretch in the 'nick'. However,
there's no law against collecting
dinosaur eggs, so the only
problem you could face is an
irate mummy or daddysaurus -
and as we all know, they all
popped their claws many
millennia ago, so there's nowt to
worry about. Nowt, that is,
unless you happen to be a team
of Japanese explorers who have
high-tailed it back to the Land of
the Rising Sun with a cache of
hot Tyrannosaurus 'oeufs'.
Guess who's in pursuit? That's
right, not all dinosaurs are extinct
at all, and this one, controlled by
you, is hell bent on revenge!
The Muncher is a side on
viewed, right to left scroller with
quite a bit of colour (and a little
bit of clash). The game begins
with your monster muncher
pounding his way up a Japanese
beach with a thump, thump,
thump of feet and a glare of
destructive fever in his eyes (or
indeed her eyes - this game is
non-sexist, cos although the
tyrannosaurus is in the buff there
are no wibbly bits to give any
clue as to its sexual identity).
Very shortly the city is in view,
and automatic pilot gives way to
joystick control as you begin
your quest.
The idea of the game is that
you have to search for the stolen
eggs, which have by this time
been scattered around various
cities (levels) throughout Japan.
Having found them, they should
be deposited in nuclear waste
dumps (also scattered about)
which serve as incubation
chambers. Hatching these eggs
is a vital part of the game, as
they are transformed into extra
lives (you start with only one)
which, believe me, you will need.
The eventual aim of the game is
to reach the harbour where you
will be able to sail safely off into
the sunset.
En route, however, mass
destruction is the name of the
game. Large buildings and giant
skyscrapers are just crying out to
be leapt, scaled (the screen
scrolls down at this point) and
quite simply demolished. There
are loads of different joystick
moves for punching, kicking and
lashing your tail and you can
even shoot fireballs from your
mouth. (S'funny. T. Rex's never
did that in any dinosaur books I
read).
Sounds easy you say? Well, it
would be if the entire Japanese
armed forces weren't out to stop
you. Little (and I mean little) men
on the ground fire their guns at
you, while helicopters whoosh
overhead and drop bombs. You
can leap up and eat the
choppers, bend down and eat
the men or simply stomp on
them. Each time you get hit you
lose a bit of life-force - bullets
nibble away at it while direct
bomb hits take out great chunks.
The animation on the whole is a
mite jerky, but it's not surprising
really considering the size of the
main sprite (you, you clot), and
the sound is good as well (well, it
is 128K). Not brilliant mind you,
just good. There is but one gripe,
however, and that's the control
response from the stick and
keys - it's slow. You have been
warned.
Syrupy control response
aside, I have to admit that I really
enjoyed playing
The Muncher -
there's something incredibly
satisfying about razing entire
cities to the ground and
squashing people underfoot.
Mind you, it probably says more
about me than it does about the
game. What a thoroughly
unpleasant person I must be.
Blimey.
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