People are always talking about the open road,
right? But what do they
mean? How many closed
roads do you see? Well, I suppose most of
Britain's motorways are closed at any one
time. They cone off great sections which
don't seem to have anything wrong with
them? Humph! There's absolutely no
reason for it! I'm going to write to my MP!
Anyway, here it is! The long-awaited
review of
OutRun Europa! And what's it all
about? Well. Settle down and Ill tell you.
In
OutRun Europa you're given a load of
decent hardware to drive, and the whole
of the EEC to chug around (in glorious 3D
drive-o-vision). You have to get from London to
Berlin. But it isn't as easy as just hopping on a large
main road. The route you take goes through France
(Paris, naturellement), Italy (Rome, al fresco) and
Switzerland (er, Neueschnittburgerstein, naturlich).
Honestly, officer, I thought the limit was 230 mph!
As you belt between these cities (and I do mean
belt, cos we've got some seriously fast graphics here),
you've got to collect secret flies which have been
stolen from you. Interpol (or somebody) are on your
tail, the reason for this is a bit unclear, but take it from
me - collect as many of these files as you can. Oh,
and also trying to get hold of you are loads of secret
agents. They're trying to halt your progress and,
worse, make you crash into things. They also try and
get you arrested by phoning the police when you're
just about to cross a border. It's getting a bit
complicated, is this, but basically you've just got to
drive like the wind.
Getting in your way are massive numbers of French,
Italian or Swiss holiday-makers in their stupid foreign
cars (which don't have a hope of keeping up with
yours), so the roads in Europe are almost as crowded
in
OutRun Europa as they are in real life! The idiots
also swerve into you a great deal, so the only thing to
do is go up close behind them, hit the turbo button and
zip past on a corner. You only have limited turbo,
though, so have a care!
I said it was fast and it is. The graphics are big and
dead colourful as well, this causes a wee bit of colour
clash occasionally, but nothing too drastic. The sheer
size of the buildings and the other stuff at the side of
the road is impressive too. And there's such an
impressive variety of
scenery. It's so exciting.
Just like going on holiday!
First you take a jetski
from Dover to Calais,
then you use a Porsche
911 to get to Italy, then
it's powerboat time (in
the Med. Later on, you
even get to drive the
F40, I believe. But l
didn't get that far). So
there's something here
for all speed-freaks. Oh,
and in case you're
wondering, it's a bit of a
toughie as well (that's
why I didn't get to see
the F40).
(Any excuse.
Ed)
OutRun Europa was scheduled for release
sometime around the 3rd Century BC. but has been 'in
development' since then. And it's been well worth the
wait (unless you've died in the meantime). It's a quick
game (thank goodness) and it's also a big game -
there are loads of megalicious roadside graphics to
drive past, as well as big sprites of the cars and
vehicles. So if you're a fan of
Turbo OutRun,
SCI or
any 3D racing game, you'll want to smash that stupid
pink and blue piggy-bank you got for Christmas and
rush out to the shops for a copy. Go on, do it now!