Useful game, golf.
Deadly dull to play, of course,
unless you actually enjoy
hunting around in marshes and
woodland for lost golfballs
while your partner returns
triumphantly to the clubhouse
for a swift G'n'T. No, as a way
of passing the time I can think
of many things I'd rather do
than play golf, like being stung
by killer bees or getting
trapped in a lift with a party of
drunk photocopier salesmen
from Scunthorpe.
It's still a useful game to
know about, though, especially
if you've set your sights on
being a bank manager,,
accountant or a high class
solicitor. Fortunately, you can
now find out all there is to know
about the ancient game for
less than the price of 40 Walnut
Whips. With
Konami's Golf
you'll be able to talk all about
slices, hooks, fairways and
bunkers without even having to
watch
Around With Alliss.
Everyone will be fooled.
The game covers nine holes
of Japanese parkland, on
which you swipe your ball
towards its eventual target
anywhere between 160 and
470 yards away. Allowing for
distance and wind speed, you
choose your club and set your
aim. You then decide whether
to hit the ball straight, hook it or
slice it, and then you club it to
kingdom come, or in my case
into a clump of trees!
It's all great fun, if not very
taxing, and the graphics are
lovely to look at. Putting is
probably the game's major
weakness - the "borrow" on
each green can only be worked
out by trial and error, by which
time you've played about 27
shots. But let's not get too
technical -
Konami's Golf
certainly doesn't. As a game
it's more likely to appeal to
non-golfers, though as a form
of computerized cribsheet it's a
godsend to anyone sensible
enough to avoid golf itself.
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