I was wretched, I was
miserable, I was bored. Then I
got this call from Matt. "Fancy
a game of tennis?" he shouted
down the crackling line. "S'pose so," I
yelled back. "Who's playing?" "Oh,
nobody special," came the enigmatic reply.
"Just a bunch of triangles."
Tennis. A national sport since 1793 and played
by masters all over the world - Lendl, McEnroe,
Becker and, erm... triangles. Why? Because
International 3D Tennis features exactly that - 3D
accurate enough to send your Speccy into
overdrive. It can just about cope with the court, it
can just about manage to give you six different
views of the action (four aerial and two side-on)
but throw in a couple of realistic sprites as well
and it turns into a quivering wreck. Yup, triangles
are the only alternative. Obviously.
Oddly enough, these weird Toblerone-people
are actually very spunkily animated. They hurl
themselves into backhands, forehands and volleys
with exactly the kind of grace and style you'd
expect from highly intelligent geometric shapes.
When you're thumping the ball about it honestly
doesn't make much difference that they haven't
got a face. Shut your eyes and you can't even tell.
But I'm rushing ahead as usual. First off, it's
decision time. You can take part in an official
tournament (hard), try your hand at amassing a
huge wad of prize dosh in a season of
tournaments (well hard) or just a one-off game
(easy-ish). All matches are singles (one or two-player) and can run to one, three or a whopping
five sets. There are four skill levels, 15 artificial
opponents and four different surfaces - grass,
cement, clay or carpet (yes, folks, it's true, tennis
really is played on carpet). As for the psychedelic
selection of court colours, well, there's blue, blue
or blue.
It was on court, funnily enough, that something
very unusual happened to me early on. I hit the
ball. Well may you snigger, but it normally lakes
time to get used to the controls of a tennis game.
3D Tennis is different. You're automatically
positioned in line with the ball so all you have to
do is time your shot and stand the right distance
away from the net. Slick, easy, fun. On Amateur
and Semi-Pro there's even a flashing silver bar to
let you know exactly when to hit the
ball. So for smarmy smart-asses
who want to control their own
service and spin, Pro and Ace are
best.
Once you've got into the swing
of serving and spinning, all these
natty options and nuances of
control make for a rather juicy kind
of match. As for the 3D, you don't
really need it - I'd rather have had a
bit more speed. Yes, you get six
different viewpoints and very nice
they look too, but I didn't use them
much. It's a lot easier to judge
shots on the boring old traditional
display.
So there you have it. A very
versatile tennis game that's easy
to play, dimensionally spiffy, but
just slightly too sluggish. If
Wimbledon's your thang, suck
it and see.
| Ratings given by other magazines |
|
|
| Info supplied by the SPOT*ON database |