Right, well, this
is a demo, and rather a stonky
one at that. Agent-X, whose endearing and
self-effacing comments like 'I'm the world's
worst coder' make ordinary programmers want
to attack him with cupboards, has produced
something awfully strange. It comes in two
flavours, a drastically-cut 48K version and the
128K demo currently sitting in my +D.
The demo opens on an old man sitting in a
decrepit shack. He's disturbed by a really
creepy sound (some lovely samples here) and
to the accompaniment of some dramatic music
(more samples) gets all worried (cue jolly
atmospheric pic). There are some mysterious
coughing sounds, glass breaks, and then!
Agent-X delivers the worst punchline in the
history of comedy. (I won't spoil it for you.)
The intro is followed by a 'water scrolly' (ie
one that wibbles as it scrolls), a pic of Agent
with balls coming out of his nose, a four-way
scrolly in a cross and a really nice end bit
with a huge 'safari' silhouette bouncing around
the place. Well worth getting. A pity
the 48K version has only the 'balls'
pic and that scrolly cross thing, but
there you go.