Jackie Caramba! Now I know
Dinamic likes its games hard. I
mean Army Moves was a tad
tricky. And Navy Moves an incy
bit intricate. But Grand Prix Master, the
latest game from our Spanish amigos? It's
nearly flippin' impossible!
Grand Prix Master is a viewed-from-above,
motor cycle racing game in which you find yourself
taking part in the 80cc World Motor Cycle Racing
Championship. It's a game of points-tables,
racetracks and bikes that look like tadpoles in which
you get to play the Spanish Motorcyle Champion
Jorge Martinez 'Aspar' (there's no Barry Sheene
here, matey). The aim of the game is to compete
against the other motorcyclists inthe championship
in an attempt to win it. So zip up your leathers, sit
astride and prepare to race.
The game begins at the start of the championship
season. There are seven hair-raising tracks ahead
of you and you must qualify and compete in each
one, picking up enough points en route to become
overall winner of the championship. You have but
five bikes to your name, so make sure that you don't
trash all of them before you reach, say, the third
track. Mind you, trashing your bike before
completing the championship will be the least of
your worries, 'cos first you've got to do the almost
impossible - qualify!
To do this, you must complete one lap of each
circuit in the time given on the right hand side of the
screen. This involves racing your bike around the
empty viewed-from-above racetrack as quickly as
possible and coming home before the given time.
But it's easier said than done, race fans, 'cos the
weird control system of this game means that it's
very difficult to get anywhere fast. The only controls
you are given are up, down, left, right and brake.
And to get your bike to zip along el pronto you have
to steer it in the same direction as the on-screen
scrolling. So if the track starts scrolling down
screen, you must steer your bike downwards to
maintain your speed and so on. Sounds reasonable
enough, I hear you say, but if you stop pressing
down, or wibble about a bit from left to right, you'll
find yourself decelerating. And just as you manage
to sort yourself out, that inevitable bend suddenly
appears and you have to change direction and lose
speed yet again. Aaaargh!
This tricky control system makes it very hard to
qualify on any of the given tracks. And I found
myself spending most of my time going round and
round each circuit trying, and largely failing, to
qualify for most of the actual races. I managed it
once, on the Italian Grand Prix circuit at Imala. The
race itself was actually quite fun, with all that
jockeying for position and all. But generally,
Grand
Prix Master is so difficult to play that the whole aim
of the game (to win!) becomes an impossible task
because you never actually get to qualify for the
races.
Obviously, our Speccy-loving Spanish cousins
like their games hard, but since
Grand Prix Master
is graphically unastounding and near enough
unplayable, I'd give it a miss if I were you - unless
of course you're of Spanish descent.
(But you are!
Ed) Oh, yes. Oh well!