Edd the Duck is cool,
and it's a fact. Quite why he's
so cool is a bit of a mystery
though. I mean, it's not as if he
ever really does anything (just looks at the
camera between the programmes on kid's
TV and quacks really). And there's no real
precedent for white ducks with green
mohicans becoming media stars either-
but cool he somehow is. It's something
Orville could never quite manage, but then
he was burdened with Keith Harris (so
doomed from the start really).
But anyway, my little cherry pies, it's not Edd
the TV star we're interested in here, but
Edd the
computer game. So what's it like? Well, as you've
probably already guessed from the screenshots,
it's very, very similar to
Rainbow Islands (almost
identical in fact). That means that yes, it's a cutsie
and yes, it's really rather incredibly playable but
no, it doesn't score any marks at all in the
originality stakes. Just my cup of tea, as they say
(or it would be if it wasn't such a blatant copy).
So how does it all work? Well, for the few of
you who never played
Rainbow Islands it's a
vertical scroller. You, as Edd (who cant fly by the
way) have to make your way up screen, platform
by platform, collecting stars and avoiding nasties.
There are 20 stars per level and you get ten points
for each one - the aim of the game is to get them
without being thrown back to earth by the baddies
or falling off and drowning in the flood of water at
the bottom (despite being a duck, Edd can't seem
to swim either). You're not allowed to proceed to
the next level until you collect all 20 stars.
And that's it really. Let's have a go shall we?
Right, on the first level we're in the BBC weather
department, where ifs summer (hurrah!). The
background is bright blue, the sun has got his
shades on and the platforms are little bits of sandy
beach with buckets and spades scattered about.
Edd comes equipped with a snowball shooter-type
weapon (knocked up in the special effects
department) which will temporarily freeze
particularly bothersome baddies (no bloody death
sequences here). But bump into an unfrozen object
and little Edd tumbles to earth, turning
somersaults as he goes (exactly like Bub and Bob
in
Rainbow lslands).
Ah, yes, the baddies. These are suitably cutsie,
including teddy bears, umbrellas, wide-eyed
pouting fish, busy bees and the giant, disembodied
hand of Wilson the Butler, Edd's nemesis at the
Beeb. There are quite a lot of them too, and pretty
tricky to dodge. About half-way in things suddenly
make a change for the worse though - the sand
seems to disappear and pretty soon it's winter (oh
no!). Don't worry though, this is actually the best
bit - packed with snowmen and Christmas trees,
icicles, the chill west wind and (a touch of the
surreal here) more ogling fish. Very pretty, and
rather seasonal, don't you think?
From the weather department you move on up
to the Special Effects bit of the BBC, and the
second level. More fish and some funny little flies
to freeze, plus the Arglefrogs
(strange beings from the Alpha
Centauri star system) for some
obscure reason. Oh no, I've just
realised - it's not that obscure at
all (this is the department where
they do all those wobbly
Doctor
Who spaceship shots after all).
Now you're just a step away from
the big time - Children's BBC and
absolute Super-Stardom. And
there we have it really. Simple, and
not particularly long, but ! really
enjoyed
Edd The Duck. The
colours are bright, the graphics
are excellent (I lurve those feesh)
and it's fun, fun, fun all the way to
the top. Once you've mastered
Edd's half flying/half jumping
technique (he can be a little
unsteady on his wings, poor chap)
you can start working out the best
way around the platforms and how to pick up the
more difficult stars. Because yes, despite the fact
that it's obviously aimed at the younger Spec-chum, Edd is actually rather hard. It may be a
copy of
Rainbow Islands but it's a blimmin' good
one (not quite as good as the original, but very
snazzy nonetheless). I just wish it'd been a bit
longer, and a bit more it's own game, but that
said it's a nice little thing, and made me come
over all happy and warm inside when I played
it. Oh. Actually, there is this one other
problem - the back of the instructions book,
where it reads (and I quote) 'Coming soon...
Neighbours'!!
Aaargh!
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