Oh God, 'orrible
Eric's back! Why they didn't
expel him at the end of last
year I'll never know - he
makes that Adrian Mole of 4C
look like a saint. But he didn't
end his Skool Daze when he
stole his report and now he
has to sneak it back into the
headmaster's safe. That's not
just a question of catching
masters with a crafty catapult
either. Oh no, the alterations
to the building have made life
a whole lot more difficult and
he's even saying he'll come
over here into the girl's school.
And do you think that the
threat of lines from our
headmaster will stop him? No!
He'll just suck up to his
girlfriend and get her to do
them.
The reason he's coming
over here is because the key
to the headmaster's safe
hangs round the
headmistress's neck.... and
we'll be gosipping about that
behind the bike sheds, I can
tell you! But the spotty little
Rambo is well armed and he
thinks it's funny to release a
frog or a mouse here.
That boys school still looks
like an ant colony and all the
old masters, ugly as paintings,
are back trying to keep Eric
where he should be. Only Eric
has to get the bike and get the
teachers drunk and to do that
he's got to get our
headmistress's sherry -
which gives him even less
time for studying than before.
I've always found Eric a bit
uncontrollable and there are
times when he seems to be
going his own sweet way. And
the masters are as bad as
ever. They don't give you time
to move before dishing out
even more lines, which might
mean that Eric's education
comes to an abrupt end. But
on the whole I'm sure he'll live
to try again, and a lot of
people won't be sorry.
I will though. You see, I only
know so much about Eric
because.... yes, I'm his
girlfriend. And if he asks me to
write out any more lines I think
I'll hand him over to the head
myself.
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