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Oh God, 'orrible
Eric's back! Why they didn't
expel him at the end of last
year I'll never know - he
makes that Adrian Mole of 4C
look like a saint. But he didn't
end his Skool Daze when he
stole his report and now he
has to sneak it back into the
headmaster's safe. That's not
just a question of catching
masters with a crafty catapult
either. Oh no, the alterations
to the building have made life
a whole lot more difficult and
he's even saying he'll come
over here into the girl's school.
And do you think that the
threat of lines from our
headmaster will stop him? No!
He'll just suck up to his
girlfriend and get her to do
them.
The reason he's coming over here is because the key to the headmaster's safe hangs round the headmistress's neck.... and we'll be gosipping about that behind the bike sheds, I can tell you! But the spotty little Rambo is well armed and he thinks it's funny to release a frog or a mouse here. That boys school still looks like an ant colony and all the old masters, ugly as paintings, are back trying to keep Eric where he should be. Only Eric has to get the bike and get the teachers drunk and to do that he's got to get our headmistress's sherry - which gives him even less time for studying than before. I've always found Eric a bit uncontrollable and there are times when he seems to be going his own sweet way. And the masters are as bad as ever. They don't give you time to move before dishing out even more lines, which might mean that Eric's education comes to an abrupt end. But on the whole I'm sure he'll live to try again, and a lot of people won't be sorry. I will though. You see, I only know so much about Eric because.... yes, I'm his girlfriend. And if he asks me to write out any more lines I think I'll hand him over to the head myself.
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