APB? Whossat stand for, then? Well...
erm... it's obvious really. It means (sounds of dictionary
being opened and banged shut very fast)... All Points Bulletin.
And if you still can't tell your APB from your GBH or your BCG,
all that means is a report on a particularly hard-core criminal that
all the cops on the street have to look out for or they're in big
trouble with the Sarge.
Right. Now we've got that sorted out let's have a
butcher's at this 'ere coin-op conversion. You're
Officer Bob - an ordinary sort of cop on eight day's
street patrol. If he survives 'til the end of the week,
he should be left with a hefty wad. If he fouls up,
wham, he loses all his money and gets shoved out
of the force.
Each day, as you're driving around your eight-way
scrolling patch, you've got to pick up a quota of
litterbugs, hitchers and dopers, collect bonus items
(time, money, fuel, equipment) and respond pretty
pronto whenever you get an APB.
Crash, kill an innocent bystander or ram some
law-abiding granny off the road and you get a
demerit (too many and you're out on your ear). Pull
someone in on time and you get a cash bonus -
something extra for the wife and kids. Aaah.
APB suspects should be rammed off the road and
gently persuaded to confess (throttle them). Just
waggle the joystick and that big, fat reward is all
yours.
Basically, what it all boils down to is a heavily
spiced-up version of
Spy Hunter (whaddya mean,
you don't remember it?). Apart from some rather
spiffy little cartoon touches in between levels - the
Sarge breathing fire at you, for instance - the
graphics aren't really anything to write home about.
But who cares when the gameplay's there?
You could be a bit disappointed by the look of the
thing I suppose - the sprites are tiny and
more or less unanimated, and it's all in
monotone, but then take a gander at the coin-op.
Hardly stunning, was it? More cute and playable.
Once you've sussed out the controls (your car is
dragged along by the cursor) you'll find the quotas
get tougher at a nice, steady pace, and there's a
whole world of dangerous highways to explore. I
was going to write that the simple graphics at least
free up the Speccy to do its famous smooth, fast and
playable tricks, until I remembered a few niggles.
The scrolling, while generally very good, can jerk
around in a confused fashion if you spin the car too
much, and there is some slightly ropey collision
detection too. The soundtrack drones on a bit as
well (but you can always turn it off). Still, not too
much to whinge about when you've got a triffo
game, now, is it Gerald? No.
Now, there's just one thing I had to say... no, it's
gone. Oh yeah, I remember -
gogedditwhydon'tyou?
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